A better test, and information on trolls as test subjects!

So, someone else had the great idea I did, and is better at coding than I am, so you have not only a better WoW Mary Sue test than the one I penned last summer, but a new Mary Sue test with actual check boxes built into it, located here.

Fine. Be better at this than me. I’m not bitter. Honest.

Something else I am definitely not even remotely bitter about is the establishment of Troll Call, which is an extremely useful primer on those tusky beasts. Now I can get some field research in. They do have lovely ears, don’t they…?

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Packing my bags for Icecrown…

When I got back to the house this morning, after dropping off my latest bag of night elf ears to the Apothecarium, I found a letter from our Stormcaller.

Who’s that, you ask? Well, her name is Aglin Vani – silly elf names – and she is the current leader of the organization that Xannder and I work for alongside our work for the Dark Lady, the Storm Wolves. The letter is summoning us to a big meeting at Warsong Hold to discuss the assault on Icecrown.

If you ask me it’s about bloody time we got ourselves after that boy. Someone needs to pay for all the damage to Tarren Mill, after all…

I like this woman. She signs her letters “Ash and Fang.” Don’t have any idea what she means by it, but it makes up for that fluffy elf name. Sounds almost Orcish.

((Check out the AVALANCHE! RP story arc at our guild’s mother site, www.stormwolves.org ! ))

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And just when you thought storytelling in WoW was dead…

…the forums provide a nice surprise…

Razor Hill

This is probably the most entertaining thing I’ve ever read on the Warcraft forums. What I found especially encouraging was the audience participation, even among those who didn’t even get the actual reference (Silent Hill 2).

Bravo to Dusk for his efforts. I hope he writes many more things – and tells me where they are so I can link to his websites from here.

Storytelling is not dead, even if Xannder and I are. It’s good news.

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And now with more fiery death! (Or shadowy, or icy…)

I saw the most interesting incantation today.

An Incantation for Making One’s Spells More Exciting

It seems that the same words can be modified to increase or decrease the output of those spells that blanket our enemies in damage. What a useful reference! I’ll be copying it down as soon as I finish writing out the last of these experiment reports….

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Cataclysm?

So there’s talk about the end of the world.

What a big surprise. What’s it going to do, kill me?

I mean, really.

Maybe I’ll write more about it later, but right now I have some night elves to question. They have beautiful ears.

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Are YOU a Mary Sue? (the Warcraft Mary Sue Test)

So you’re creating a new character to join us in Azeroth. Wonderful! Welcome. Do mind the impending doom, and beware the living.

But wait. Did you say your name was Mary Sue? Or didn’t you know that was your name, dear? Hmm…

A Mary Sue is a roleplay character that isn’t really a character at all. She (or he, in which case it’s called a Gary Stu) is actually a form of wish fulfillment shrouded in epic gear. When you’re creating a character to roleplay, while it can be great fun to pretend to “be” someone you aren’t and never will be, there’s a fine line between being heroic in game and trotting out the stereotypes of very bad fiction. So we try to create characters that aren’t going to be boring or predictable or impossible to roleplay. In making characters to roleplay in World of Warcraft, we try for original beings that have their own thoughts, origins and ambitions. It’s not always easy to do.

In other parts of the fan fiction and roleplaying worlds there are “tests” you can put a character through to discover if (s)he is potentially a Mary Sue. These tests can be used for World of Warcraft characters, though they require adjustment. To help us out for our purposes, I’ve taken two of the best of these original tests (that is, the Original Mary Sue Litmus Test and the Universal Mary-Sue Litmus Test, compared them to our framework, and created a test just for WoW Mary Sues. (Many, many thanks to these two tests for the concept and idea.)

Answer the questions for your characters if you dare!

Continue on to Agi’s WoW Mary Sue Test….
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A Very, Very Basic Azerothian Timeline

After Xannder’s lovely RP post, I can’t say that I have anything nearly as creative to add, so today I will stick to out-of-character RP resources. One of the things that comes in handy when deciding how to create your character is knowing the timeline. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve run into a blood elf who claims to have been born “after the fall of Silvermoon.” This is wonderful from the epic storyline angle, but when elves aren’t even considered adults until they’re almost 100 years old and it’s only been seven or eight years tops since the Scourge ate everything in Quel’thalas…it just doesn’t work. I might even roll my eyes at it, but since I no longer have any I suppose that’s not going to happen.

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Once More, From the Beginning

Well I suppose introductions are in order.  My name is Xannder Moryad.  Officially, within the Horde, I am a Forsaken Mage who dabbles some in alchemy and a little bit of runic inscription.  Within the Forsaken, however, I am a member of the Royal Apothecary Society’s Archives division (previously R&D).  Now, before you go pointing fingers and exclaiming that I’m some sort of backstabbing traitor to the Horde, I assure you I had absolutely nothing to do with Putress’s little rebellion.  I daresay I was just as much a victim of the deception as any other member of the Horde.  That’s all a story for another time, however.  Right now I’d like to welcome you to our little corner of the world.  This place serves as something of a sanctuary for myself and my wife, Agamos.  A place where we can feel free to express ourselves as we see fit.  And for those of you visitors who are expecting that to mean OTHER things, we are beyond such inane carnal instincts.  We’re dead, after all.

Now then, on with the rest of it.  The logical thing to do would be to tell the story of us.  So here it is, for those of you still paying attention.  I warn you it can be somewhat disturbing for anyone who still possesses a stomach.
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What would you ask of Death?

So we’ve decided to tell our story. Don’t rush us; we’ll get to the interesting parts soon. For now, welcome to our humble abode.

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