Agi’s Rules of Raiding (World of Warcraft Edition)

Here’s something I dug up somewhere in the crypt….

Some things to consider when you are either taking part in endgame content raiding or considering doing so, that will result in a buff to your Common Sense spec.

1. RAIDING IS NOT NECESSARY.
World of Warcraft is perfectly awesome without endgame raiding. However, some people do like to raid, whether casually or in a serious raiding atmosphere with a guild dedicated to doing nothing but raiding. There are many different ways to raid. Soon, you’ll even be able to PUG (pick-up-group, or randomly choose people for) a raid.

2. RAIDING IS NOT INSTANCING.
One of the things a lot of players who are new to raiding or who have never done it don’t always understand, is that raiding is NOT the equivalent of a dungeon or heroic but with more people. While raids require 10 or 25 or 40 people instead of 5…they are not the same as a 5-man but bigger and harder. The way a WoW raid is designed is completely different from a dungeon/instance/heroic, even though both have trash pulls and boss fights. Raiding requires a completely different, and much more serious, approach to learning to play one’s class and to be able to fulfill the role you will be assigned in your raid, whether that’s as a tank or a healer or a DPS. Certainly the skills you learn and the gear you earn in dungeons/instances/heroics will help you to be able to start raiding – but raiding is a completely different (and optional, see #1) creature.

3. RAIDING REQUIRES PREPARATION.
You will have to do more than just have nice iLevel gear and some food or flasks on hand to raid successfully. Raiding requires commitment to a team or teams that work together toward shared goals. It requires you to know exactly what you are (and are not) capable of, and all of the intricacies and strategies of your chosen class and sometimes those of others, especially if you intend to participate as a tank or a healer. It will require commitment to show up at scheduled times and be ready to go and be in the game without distractions at that time. When you raid, anywhere from 9 to 39 other people are depending on you. If you fail at raiding, EVERYBODY fails, and it’s over for the week. You can’t just reset instances or get a new group in raiding. You’re in it for the long haul.

4. LEARN TO PLAY – KNOW YOUR CLASS
Being able to live through heroics without dying is a great accomplishment. It won’t be enough for raiding. You will need to research the mathematical strategies and formulae behind your chosen class and specialization (or “spec”) within that class. This is the difference between an amateur and a raider. The new raider will have found someone on the server who is already a raider, and asked lots and lots of questions to learn how best to play to maximize their role in the raid. They will have done their research, whether on elitistjerks.com for the backgrounds on how the various play styles and rotations work, on tankspot.com for videos on how we do the various boss fights, or they will talk to their raid leaders or class leaders and learn how to play. Again, raiding is optional. It is nothing you will ever be required to do, but if you want to do it, expect to do a more than just show up and press some buttons. The better you are, the better the raid is as a whole. We don’t raid for ourselves, but for the entire team, as every member counts and a raid is only as good as its least competent member.

5. RAID READINESS AND RAID RESPECT
If you commit to a raid, expect (note I didn’t say assume, I said EXPECT) to do the following things:
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A better test, and information on trolls as test subjects!

So, someone else had the great idea I did, and is better at coding than I am, so you have not only a better WoW Mary Sue test than the one I penned last summer, but a new Mary Sue test with actual check boxes built into it, located here.

Fine. Be better at this than me. I’m not bitter. Honest.

Something else I am definitely not even remotely bitter about is the establishment of Troll Call, which is an extremely useful primer on those tusky beasts. Now I can get some field research in. They do have lovely ears, don’t they…?

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Packing my bags for Icecrown…

When I got back to the house this morning, after dropping off my latest bag of night elf ears to the Apothecarium, I found a letter from our Stormcaller.

Who’s that, you ask? Well, her name is Aglin Vani – silly elf names – and she is the current leader of the organization that Xannder and I work for alongside our work for the Dark Lady, the Storm Wolves. The letter is summoning us to a big meeting at Warsong Hold to discuss the assault on Icecrown.

If you ask me it’s about bloody time we got ourselves after that boy. Someone needs to pay for all the damage to Tarren Mill, after all…

I like this woman. She signs her letters “Ash and Fang.” Don’t have any idea what she means by it, but it makes up for that fluffy elf name. Sounds almost Orcish.

((Check out the AVALANCHE! RP story arc at our guild’s mother site, www.stormwolves.org ! ))

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And just when you thought storytelling in WoW was dead…

…the forums provide a nice surprise…

Razor Hill

This is probably the most entertaining thing I’ve ever read on the Warcraft forums. What I found especially encouraging was the audience participation, even among those who didn’t even get the actual reference (Silent Hill 2).

Bravo to Dusk for his efforts. I hope he writes many more things – and tells me where they are so I can link to his websites from here.

Storytelling is not dead, even if Xannder and I are. It’s good news.

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And now with more fiery death! (Or shadowy, or icy…)

I saw the most interesting incantation today.

An Incantation for Making One’s Spells More Exciting

It seems that the same words can be modified to increase or decrease the output of those spells that blanket our enemies in damage. What a useful reference! I’ll be copying it down as soon as I finish writing out the last of these experiment reports….

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Cataclysm?

So there’s talk about the end of the world.

What a big surprise. What’s it going to do, kill me?

I mean, really.

Maybe I’ll write more about it later, but right now I have some night elves to question. They have beautiful ears.

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Are YOU a Mary Sue? (the Warcraft Mary Sue Test)

So you’re creating a new character to join us in Azeroth. Wonderful! Welcome. Do mind the impending doom, and beware the living.

But wait. Did you say your name was Mary Sue? Or didn’t you know that was your name, dear? Hmm…

A Mary Sue is a roleplay character that isn’t really a character at all. She (or he, in which case it’s called a Gary Stu) is actually a form of wish fulfillment shrouded in epic gear. When you’re creating a character to roleplay, while it can be great fun to pretend to “be” someone you aren’t and never will be, there’s a fine line between being heroic in game and trotting out the stereotypes of very bad fiction. So we try to create characters that aren’t going to be boring or predictable or impossible to roleplay. In making characters to roleplay in World of Warcraft, we try for original beings that have their own thoughts, origins and ambitions. It’s not always easy to do.

In other parts of the fan fiction and roleplaying worlds there are “tests” you can put a character through to discover if (s)he is potentially a Mary Sue. These tests can be used for World of Warcraft characters, though they require adjustment. To help us out for our purposes, I’ve taken two of the best of these original tests (that is, the Original Mary Sue Litmus Test and the Universal Mary-Sue Litmus Test, compared them to our framework, and created a test just for WoW Mary Sues. (Many, many thanks to these two tests for the concept and idea.)

Answer the questions for your characters if you dare!

Continue on to Agi’s WoW Mary Sue Test….
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A Very, Very Basic Azerothian Timeline

After Xannder’s lovely RP post, I can’t say that I have anything nearly as creative to add, so today I will stick to out-of-character RP resources. One of the things that comes in handy when deciding how to create your character is knowing the timeline. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve run into a blood elf who claims to have been born “after the fall of Silvermoon.” This is wonderful from the epic storyline angle, but when elves aren’t even considered adults until they’re almost 100 years old and it’s only been seven or eight years tops since the Scourge ate everything in Quel’thalas…it just doesn’t work. I might even roll my eyes at it, but since I no longer have any I suppose that’s not going to happen.

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Once More, From the Beginning

Well I suppose introductions are in order.  My name is Xannder Moryad.  Officially, within the Horde, I am a Forsaken Mage who dabbles some in alchemy and a little bit of runic inscription.  Within the Forsaken, however, I am a member of the Royal Apothecary Society’s Archives division (previously R&D).  Now, before you go pointing fingers and exclaiming that I’m some sort of backstabbing traitor to the Horde, I assure you I had absolutely nothing to do with Putress’s little rebellion.  I daresay I was just as much a victim of the deception as any other member of the Horde.  That’s all a story for another time, however.  Right now I’d like to welcome you to our little corner of the world.  This place serves as something of a sanctuary for myself and my wife, Agamos.  A place where we can feel free to express ourselves as we see fit.  And for those of you visitors who are expecting that to mean OTHER things, we are beyond such inane carnal instincts.  We’re dead, after all.

Now then, on with the rest of it.  The logical thing to do would be to tell the story of us.  So here it is, for those of you still paying attention.  I warn you it can be somewhat disturbing for anyone who still possesses a stomach.
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What would you ask of Death?

So we’ve decided to tell our story. Don’t rush us; we’ll get to the interesting parts soon. For now, welcome to our humble abode.

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